Jane Austen Action Figure by The Eggplant Creative Commons
Check out the Mixed-Up Romance Novel Magnetic Poetry Kit. No. I have no life.
Or let an author be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day. Although Jane looks like she's had her nose pressed to the glass just a little too long. Or have a cuppa with some famous poets. Or perhaps you prefer the Jane Austen action figure? Mine is kicking butt and taking names as we speak.
Haven't you started your Christmas shopping yet? *Ducks to avoid flying projectiles*