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Friday, March 28, 2008

15 Reasons Women Love Sci Fi

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1. ‘Cause we’re totally equal, but with shiny, low-cut jumpsuits.

2. We can program the transporter to leave ten pounds behind every time we dematerialize.

3. We kick butt, but with kick ass boots.

4. Guys have to call us sir. *whip crack*

5. They have whole planets ruled by us. And we’re really tall.

6. Tribbles are sooooo cute.

7. We can take a pill and become irresistible.

8. The guys all get their shirts ripped off fighting aliens.

9. I could have a hologram of David Boreanaz. If I wanted.

10. The supermarket slidy doors are everywhere. I don’t have to remember where I put my keys.

11. We never wear the red shirt.

12. All of us have mutant big boobs.

13. We can order a chocolate lava cake from a hole in the wall at 3 a.m.

14. Cleaning toilets is a snap with Robbie the Robot. But we’re equal.
We don't clean.

15. Robbie’s talents are myriad. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Long Live Sci Fi.

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