I bow to human creativity. The other Tricia from Coffee and Critique just sent me this link about "Sock Wars." I have no words.
If other people can be this creative, so can you my fellow writers! Look upon this and birth a crazy contest idea of your own. Then you could dramatize it in a short story. . .
Geez. This is the kind of stuff I use to procrastinate with instead of grading papers. *Backing away slowly*