6. We understand life is unfair. After all, Joe the Plumber has a book deal.
5. Words are free and can earn us money.
4. Auto company bailouts, bank failures, Barak Obama's funny eyebrows - it's all just writing material.
3. My memoir on being broke and evicted that nets me a spot on the New York Times bestseller list.
2. What do you mean everything's hopelessly difficult in the
1. We've already been laid off, rejected, and underpaid. Bring it on.